After months and months of begging and asking I finally got my visa approval….FROM the WIFE for a boy’s weekend away. Can I get a HELLLLL YEAH!!!! So many ideas swimming around my head on where to go and what to pack. So much excitement it's exhilarating. But first things first, what should I bring along.....
First aid kit: This absolutely cannot be any ordinary first aid kit. This is a specially made one just for a guys weekend. Splinters should be included in these kits. Just in case someone has a sudden burst of liquid courage and decided to jump off a roof or tree.
Burn kit: Funny story, a friend of mine once tried to start the BBQ fire with gasoline...seriously the dude had a flame running up his arm! So this is a total must-have! Dangerous stunts are common occurrences on these kinds of trips...
An attitude made of steel: Yup, no one likes a sensitive b*tch. There will undoubtedly be lots of pranking and jokes. There will be no time to hold hands if feelings get "hurt".
Beers beer beers: There is nothing worse than running out off beers mid festivities. You see, this extra stash of beer will be kept a secret. A secret until someone realizes SH*T, we have no more drinks! In comes me on my fictitious white horse galloping to save the weekend with extra packs. I will be known as "The Hero" for years to come!
Anti hangover pills and Gatorade: If you want to party like a rock star, you better come prepped like one. There will be no half-assing (fading) the weekend, especially since it is a rare occasion that gets approved maybe only once every 5 years!
Extra underwear: And my trusty T-Bo underwear, I never leave home without them :) …
With all that said, I need to get going now. I have so much more planning to do. But I will be back soon with more stories ;)
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